Green Mountain Comedy Festival 2013!

Come enjoy food, drink and G-rated comedy with the whole family on the opening night of the festival! Some of Vermont’s funniest standup comedians keep the laughs clean in this hilarious showcase. (Bringing the kids? We recommend they be at least 10 years old.)

FEATURES: Sean Rivis, Sue Schmidt,
Nathan Hartswick, Justin Rowe, Bob Alper

HOST: Patrick Tracy

DOORS: 5:00 pm
SHOW: 6:00 pm
AGES: All

Members of the acclaimed ImprovBoston troupe (including Artistic Director Will Luera) join special guests from NYC’s Upright Citizen’s Brigade and Vermont’s own Spark Improv Troupe for a night of hilarious, madcap comedy, made up completely on the spot! With so many top performers in one show, you won’t want to miss this one!

DOORS: 6:00 pm
SHOW: 7:00 pm
AGES: 18+ (adult themes)

Long Trail Brewing presents an evening of hilarious local standup comedy, and serves up a special “comedy festival brew” at the bar for the occasion! Don’t miss this chance to experience some of the best comedy – and beer – the Green Mountain State has to offer!

FEATURING: Melissa Moran, Rohit Kohli,
James Heussy, Autumn Spencer, Kit Rivers

HOST: Adam Cook

DOORS: 6:00 pm
SHOW: 7:00 pm
AGES: 18+ (adult themes)

Check out Vermont’s newest, freshest, tastiest new comedy talent at “Fresh Meat!” We bring you a lineup of hilarious standup comics new to the scene for just 5 bucks!

FEATURING: Andy Perchlik, Steve Franklin,
Chris Riddell, Cade Knudson, Tom Hunt,
Adam Benay, Zach Borst, Jason Piche

HOSTED BY: Colin Ryan

DOORS: 7:30 pm
SHOW: 8:00 pm
AGES: All (adult themes)

Show your pride, be an ally, and LAUGH! This late night lineup of gay Vermont standup comics will have you rolling in the aisles – after which you can pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and dance the night away at “Retronome 80s Night” – hey, it’s one big fabulous party, so get on board!

FEATURING: Marc Bouchard,
Ashley Watson, Joel Chaves,
Hillary Boone, Sue Schmidt,
Josie Leavitt

HOSTED BY: Marc Bouchard

DOORS: 8:30 pm
SHOW: 9:00 pm
AGES: 18+ (adult themes)

Featuring sharp-witted performers from NYC’s Upright Citizen’s Brigade, ImprovBoston, and Spark Improv Troupe, performers will read iSpys from Seven Days newspaper (AKA “missed connections”) and build complex, fast paced and HILARIOUS scenes out of them. This one will have you laughing hard!

DOORS: 8:30 pm
SHOW: 9:00 pm
AGES: 18+ (adult themes)

One of last year’s most popular shows, this is the show with only one rule: there are no rules. There’s a reason we put this one at 11:00, folks – some of Vermont’s edgiest comics give their uncensored take on the world. Not for the faint of heart. You’ll laugh hard, and then we’ll all go to hell together.

FEATURING: Sam Pelletier, Tim Trotochaud,
Mike DeCecco, Pierre Vachon, Dickey Balzano

HOSTED BY: Chicky Winkleman

DOORS: 10:30 pm
SHOW: 11:00 pm
AGES: 18+ (adult themes)